Ooh, aren't you nosey? =D Needless to say, I'm incredibly impatient, eccentric, and I aim to tease.

Impatience is a virtue - don't be patient and wait for life to come to you...nothing will happen unless you swing the bat!

My interests include trying to take over the world in one way or another. Well, that, and living forever. So far, so good.

I do love creative writing, travel photography, and science though; three incredibly smexy things.