Lack of military status making you feel like the unrecognized bastard of Uncle Sam?
Let us show YOU how standing up for your country is really done!
Through the time-honored tradition of patriotic paper dolls, we'll show you how the Bush Twins rebelled against rebellion and joined the military. Not in the dangerous and worrisome way, but in the REAL way: the fun and fashionable way!
I'm sorry: I grew up in the suburbs.