Some of the stories are stupid, funny, unbelievable, and idiotic. No matter what the stories are, I hope you can "read between the lines" and get a sense of the thinking and events as they occurred. If you are a Dane, you will recognize truth stretching to get a little laugh. If you don't have this DNA, you might have suffered a little with the exaggerations, but I hope you have at least smiled. Maybe you will even join the Scandinavian community by adopting the words, "Uff Da!".
I like satire and parody in stories. Because of this, some names of people or places mentioned in my stories are fictional. Any use of real names is accidental and coincidental or did I use real names on purpose?
My children have told me I have too much time on my hands to make up and write stories. They are right, so remember this is a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR Larry Cleon Christensen graduated from Brigham Young University in 1963 wih a B.A. in Mathematics, a M.S. in Mathematics from Central Michigan University 1968, and an Ed.D. Curriculum & Instructional Science from Brigham Young University in 1981. Some of his experiences include: Picking fruit, working in the orchards of Mapleton, Utah. Playing in Dance Bands starting at the age of 13, paper boy for Vineyard,Ironton Road, Mapleton and Thistle. Sheepherder in Meeker, Colorado. Mail Contractor for the U.S.Postal Service. Train Clerk for D&RG Railroad. Teacher Secondary Education (18 years),CEO Software company, Software Consultant for I.B.M. Author, Computer Science Professor(19 years), Oil Exploration Seismologist, Farmer,Race horse, owner, and recently: Really Big Hasbeen He is married to Diane Gammon and has five children and twenty four grandchildren. He knows the names of all of them.
READING IS NOT BELIEVING Published October 21, 2014
THE OLD DANE'S ALPHABET BOOK Published August 31, 2013
TWISTED STORIES Published March 24, 2012
DANCING WITH THE TRUTH Published November 25, 2011
DR. C'S SATIRIES & FABLES And a few true stories straight from the horses's mouth Published July 18, 2011
A Danish UFF DA! Published March 20, 2011
Under The Yuma Sun and The Uruguayan Moon Published January 26, 2011
THE BOOK OF CHRISTENSEN Published October 27, 2010