Kater May. Native to the grass plains around the Tumut region, currently found in Canberra. Dislikes extreme cold, ignorance. Flourishes in temperate coastal areas, best festilized with quality beer and cheap wine, guaranteed to thrive in combination with Summer and disposable income. Rarely found in garden centres, is widely available on the internet and the black market. Banned in some countries.
I’ve lost a best friend, had my first boyfriend, lost my virginity, got my heart broken, had my first bong, broke a phone, ripped my hair out, burnt coco pops, ripped my pants, went on anti-depressants, drank a goon-bag, watched countless episodes of 30 Rock and Always Sunny, bruised my back, cleaned up vomit, cleaned up blood, cleaned up semen, been in a car crash, been bugged for blow jobs at 4am, gotten revenge, kissed someone else's boyfriend, cried at basketball, cried at school, cried myself to sleep, spent way too many hours on msn, lost my dog, all because of a J. I doubt I’ll ever learn, so here’s to my future.