YOUR FIRST FIFTY ARTICLES ARE YOUR WORST
The Embarrassing Rookie Year Writing of Justin Brown
by Justin Brown
Over one hundred action-packed pages full of amateur, meandering thoughts! Learn the answers to these exciting questions:
>> Why do leaves change colors?
>> When was sliced bread invented?
>> Do Amish people pay taxes?
>> Why is bird poop white?
Also included in this release are over a dozen informative editorialized lists covering subjects like:
>> Myths About Vegetables
>> Old Movies That Really Hold Up
>> Reasons to Stop Panicking About the Fate of the World
>> Things That Took a Lot Longer to Happen Than Most People Realize
Perfect for the bathroom, a road trip, or a bedside table, this book is loaded with information that you never knew you wanted to know.