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Student Guard
[Stood-nt Gahrd]


1. Person formally engaged in taking boredom to a whole new level. This includes, but is not limited to:
a) Watching - borderline staring at - the hot half-naked guys walking by desk
b) Spending more than 85% of the shift on Facebook, Twitter, Email, Stumbleupon, Youtube, Netflix and forbidden websites
c) The rest of the time spent trying to figure out the most creative way to be cool


1. To sit at a desk for 4 hours at a time with a 15 minute bathroom/lunch break

2. To keep under close watch the idiots who do not know
how to swipe their own ID cards

Apparently the following is not allowed (despite our protests):
a) Harassing the idiots
b) Sticking tape on the loud mouths
c) Punching, hitting, biting or kicking


About the Author

Vanessa Gisèle
gre82beme United States

M.D. Candidate, 2017

Northumbria University
MA in Creative Writing

English Major, Pre-med
Georgetown University COL '11

Publish Date  September 03, 2011

Dimensions  Pocket  90 pgs Black and White printing (on cream uncoated paper)

Category  Humor

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