About the Book
This book contains scenes of excessive cuteness and whatever the extreme opposite of excessive cuteness is.
Those people with stomach conditions, irritable bowel syndrome or are under the age of 107 should think twice about venturing between the pages.
If you have already looked at the book and are now reading this warning in retrospect, we hope that you have learnt from your experience and will ensure that you always read the flaps before viewing, let alone purchasing any book in the future.
If viewing any of the pages have left you mentally scarred then we wish to sincerely apologise and then start whispering things about you behind your back.
This book is not a weapon and should never be used in anger against another human being.