The most highly anticipated installment of the Knucking Phutts series, based on his autobiographical blog, author Eliot B. Thurst gives us the first completely original, never-before published story of the collection.

The infamous Pantsless Wanderer story has been told and retold among friends, acquaintances and even complete strangers across the country and the world for years now. What exactly happened to Eliot that night? For the first time, he puts pen to paper and tells his version of exactly what went on that particular Happy Wednesday...