About the Book
YOU'LL BELIEVE A BIRD CAN FRY!
SEAGULLS ON SPEED is a modern comedy set in the cut-throat
world of fast food catering.
In a lonely seaside town a desperate chef hatches a hair-brained scheme to substitute seagulls for burgers as a new delicacy to boost business in order to pay off a psychotic loan shark.
With the help of a local ‘entrepreneur’ and some friends, the unlikely seagull scam soon takes off and business booms. Inevitably, their success attracts the attention of a suspicious Health Inspector, who begins a game of cat-and-mouse in order to expose the enterprise; culminating in a car chase after a runaway burger van towards the story’s conclusion on the cliffs overlooking Folkestone.