It is dawn in the Gulf of Aden. Five Somali pirates are sneaking up the stern of a freighter, Calm Storm. They burst into the wheelhouse, pointing guns and shouting commands. They demand $3,000,000 ransom.
Faced with the loss of his beloved ship, Monsieur Chen, the owner of Calm Storm, pays the steep price. But, Monsieur Chen is no ordinary elderly Chinese French Canadian Buddhist gentleman. He decides to fight the pirates and to get his $3,000,000 right back again.
He turns into an action hero. He hires his old friend, General Lao, a mastermind of covert operations, and travels to Bosaso, Somali to battle the pirates on their own turf. With the help of one proud peacock, an undercover news reporter, two little girls, three spies and four supernatural beings, Monsieur Chen seriously rocks the boat of the Somali pirates in a most unforgettable way.