Hassling the Hoff
Fan girl's guide to Hassle-mania. Chock-full of images yanked from the tubes of the internet
I love books, period. The smell that emanates from a new book, cracked open for the first time, the smell of a dusty, forlorn and forgotten tome, the substantiality of paper, the font chosen just for this particular story, etc. etc. etc.
David Hasselhoff is king of the Internet in more ways than he knows. I once worked for a company that secretly embedded the Hoff in every photo on its website...
posted at 07:18AM Feb 07 PST
Zander will forever be known for her Hoff obsession.Hassling the Hoff is a seminal work that puts all other cheesy sex-pot fan books to shame.
posted at 07:01PM Jul 16 PST
I heart books with chest hair.
posted at 05:42PM Jul 16 PST
If you're gonna go around Hassling the Hoff, I wanna Zanadoo the Zander.
posted at 05:40PM Jul 16 PST
P.S. Check out page 13 of my book preview :)
posted at 05:36PM Jul 16 PST
Thanks, LZ. Page 5 will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
posted at 05:29PM Jul 16 PST
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