i fixed your bottom
by Thomas Canning
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About the Book
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Ah the About page. Um what to say, what to write…oooh well I’m about 5ft 8, about the house and about to scratch my bum. Aaaaah that’s better. Now I love taking photos because…um because…erm yeah why do I do it? Oh yeah because it’s a bit of a giggle. Not to say that I don’t take it seriously, here look at this serious, serious face I have. But you can’t take these things too seriously either. It’s a larf and we all know what a larf is. That’s right it’s a noise that come out a hole in your face.