On The Origin of the Lava Monkeys
By Means of Extreme Heat and their Sensitive Skin to Cacti (A Parody)
by Michael Weldon Kelley
About the Book
Michael Weldon Kelley pokes fun at Charles Darwin's book The Origin of Species, as well as PETA and the ACLU. Note, though being just a parody, it is probably more scientific than Mr. Darwin's work.
This book will entertain you long after you finish the last page.
I am currently a Senior History Major and English Minor at the University of Tennessee at Martin. I am an Eagle Scout and I have been a Christian since the age of 7. I thank God for what He did for me. Sending His "only begotten Son", the essence of Himself, to this cruel and ungodly world that hates Him so much, so that I may be saved and have eternal life. Football is my favorite sport, but I began running Cross Country so I could spend more time working toward Eagle Scout, which I achieved December 20, 2007. My first play that I performed in was, "The Open Window", in which I was Framton Nuttle, a very nervous man who went to the country for his health, only to be scared out of his wits.