|Blurbarian Since||December 2010|
|My Web Site||www.picasaweb.google.com/BryanWienand|
|My Occupation||A Model, Idiot|
|My Bio||With his new bestseller "The First Trip of a Lifetime" quickly rising the charts, Bryan Wienand is widely regarded as an up and coming talent in the comedic-travel-drivel genre. With his illiterate, in your face, fast-paced-but-sometimes-boring, over-detailed, living-in-the-moment style, you'll feel as if you're on the trip of a lifetime with Doug Wienand himself - the world's most interesting man. Taste the salt sea air on a marlin expedition in the Bay of Islands, feel the terror of jumping off of a bridge with a Swedish supermodel, and careen recklessly between canyon walls at 60 miles an hour on a jet boat skidding on six inches of water. "The First Trip of a Lifetime" will have you crying until you laugh, as the boys are left stranded without a rental car in Nelson, and laughing until you cry, as Doug explodes a packet of ketchup in Bryan's face on an early morning breakfast in Franz Josef. So sit back, relax, and let these idiots take you on "The First Trip of a Lifetime"|
|Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...|
Monkeys, double rainbows, or a twist on an old classic - "The Death of a Mailman"|
Or of course "The Second, Trip of a Lifetime"
|Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...|
|Kurt "The Fly" Hampton. This guy will have you laughing so hard you'll wear diapers just to read his books. And Brad "The Saint of Cincinnati" Otto, who's more creative than a three-legged unicorn dunking a basketball blindfolded in a hurricane. If you haven't read these guys, run, walk, or a skip like a fairy to the nearest bookstore and get with the times.|
|This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)|
|If you want to read something else like Grisham, Krakauer, or Twain, then go back to Lameville because this book will BLOW YOUR MIND! This book is abnormally addictive and contains GRATUITOUS amounts of comedy!|
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