About the Author

George Themelis
Blurbarian Since January 2009
Name George Themelis
Location Toronto. Ontario. Canada
Gender Male
My Occupation Fortune Cookie Writer / Professional Whistler
My Bio The very existence of George on this little blue planet has been the direct cause of many of the most historical world events ever recorded. George was instrumental in bringing down the Berlin Wall. George invented disco. George invented break dancing, and later redeveloped it as heavy metal pop dancing. George was directly involved in the creation of the World Wide Web. George embraced the concepts of organic foods as early as the 1970's, however refused to be a part of the underlying scheme to overcharge for vegetables. George has been a goat farmer, a citrus fruit dyer, hot air balloon pilot, a snake milker, and a fountain pen repairman. George has yet to be selected as a nude model, and never learned to play the Aeolian Wind Harp. George is currently involved in the developement of a super species of Indian corn and collects rare and exotic Entheogens.

Books by this author

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
My current work in progress is called The CookBook Diaries.
It is a fiction piece along the lines of early Hunter S. Thompson.
A wild, drug fuelled, fantastical trip that takes place during, of all things, the writing of a cookbook.
Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...
Dan Simmons (author)
Joe Hill (author)
George Themelis (author)
This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)
Black Hills (Dan Simmons)
Drood (Dan Simmons)
Horns (Joe Hill)
Heart Shaped Box (Joe Hill)
The CookBook Diaries (George Themelis) - coming soon...
Sleeping With Strangers (George Themelis) - coming soon...