|Blurbarian Since||September 2009|
|My Occupation||Human Being Being Human|
Vargus Pike is a human being being human. He was born three and a half stories off of the ground and he did most of his growing up while lying down. Eventually maturing Mr. Pike gradually migrated across America from Northeast NY. to Northwest OR. until he ran out of land. He now resides in Portland with his wife Wendy and cat Poster Nutbag
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