About the Author

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Mark Pate
averagemark
Blurbarian Since January 2011
Name Mark Pate
My Web Site www.markpate.com
Location Gilbert, AZ, United States
Gender Male
My Occupation Artistic DJ Dancer of Party, Party
My Bio Born on top of Mount Hagaroth, Mark was kidnapped by the Warrior Tribe of Kzangnudu. Upon his becoming of age he was trained in the tribe's warrior methods where he excelled in poisoned-spear-hand combat. At the age of 14 he was wed to the princess of Alter-King Fvangrudio. The marriage was short-lived however because the princess was really gross and boring to talk to, so Mark packed up and used his only vile of Succrato Juice to levitate to Earth. To this day he wanders the land searching for the Crimson Stone of Trageria, which is the source of power for his arch nemesis, Joshimus Prime.