|Blurbarian Since||December 2007|
|My Web Site||http://www.flickr.com/photos/41589333@N04/|
|My Occupation||Rock Star, Shark Trainer, Wiper of Baby's Bottoms - you know, the usual.|
Well, let me tell you about my childhood. I was born at 8 AM on a Monday morning to my mother who was only 24 years old at the time. Mom used to always say to me "Caesar, you were born just in time to go to school." I probably hated to go to school on Monday mornings, you see, hence her teasing me... Well, when I was only nine months old, my parents decided that I should......................(Further biographical details upon request)
|Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...|
|Sea shells. Yes, shells... found on the beach... uninhabited homes of mollusks and crabs, Very 'noice' for the coffee table, for when your Aunt Hildegard comes calling and stays just a little too long. Good for Sunday afternoon BBQs, too. Just mind the sauce, please....|
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