|Blurbarian Since||February 2011|
|My Occupation||full-time student, part-time minimum wager. full-and-a-half-time dreamer.|
|My Bio||I value friendship and orange juice above most things.|
|Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...|
|erm. i'm thinking.... various methods of dodging pre-generated internet inquiries.|
|Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...|
my authors! my movers! my shakers!
vonnegut, whitman, kerouac, bukowski, kundera, diaz, neruda, shakespeare, mojgani, july, thoreau, eliot, toole, cummings, sedaris, eggers, thompson, salinger.
i turn to these individuals in times of strife. pfft upon advice-seeking. smiles upon page-turning.
|This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)|
If i say The Bible, three in ten of you will take me seriously. Another three will get the joke and hate it. Another two will get the joke and chuckle. Another one will get the joke and would've met it with coy amusement, but said amusement has since withered due to my longwinded semi-self-analysis.
The last one of you has already fallen asleep.