About the Author

Robert Radau, Roy Gulfwater Jr
Blurbarian Since February 2013
Name Robert Radau, Roy Gulfwater Jr
Gender Male
My Occupation Host, Musician, Cook
My Bio A note about the authors:

Both authors used a laptop to write their portions (get it? Portions!) of the book. Not because they are in any way computer savvy at all, but because their hands shake so much they can't hold a pen between them. As a matter of fact, the only two things they can hold is contempt and their liquor.

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
...5 pages longer.
Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...
The Murder Mountain Boys, Roy Gulfwater Sr.
This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)
This book may be rabbit foaming. Sorry I mean habit forming.