About the Author

Kelly Bullion
Blurbarian Since December 2009
Name Kelly Bullion
My Web Site nmsp6.wordpress.com
Location Ruidoso, NM, USA
Gender Female
My Occupation I sort the public by level of stupidity. (Law Enforcement)
My Bio I am Jane Smith from Anytown, USA. I'm unspectacular and ordinary in almost everyway, and glad for it. (Unspectacular and ordinary are the key to the successful completion of my plan for world domination.) Physical attributes don't define a person, but to some people they seem to be the most important descriptor a person has. So, in the interest of making those people happy - I'm plain and tall and red-headed, although I'm more of a "mutt" than anything. I'm 30 something. Sometimes that makes me feel old and wisened, and sometimes it makes me feel young and stupid. Mostly it makes me feel fat. I'm a complex mixture of humor and depth and stupidity and wisdom and adoration and disgust and genius. But I'm mostly genius.

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
I'm thinking my next book will be a children's book. Perhaps an account of everyday interactions between children and parents, from the child's point of view. Either that, or it'll be a socio-political commentary on the current state of the Nation... But it'll probably be the children's book.
This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)
The Bible.