|Blurbarian Since||August 2010|
|My Web Site||http://www.flickr.com/pimpexposure|
I like to think of myself as being at the tail end of the poles with most of the things I have found myself getting wrapped around in my life. I enjoy being loved and hated with no middle opinion. It's that grey area I try really hard to avoid. I haven't been bored since 1999 because you know what they say: only boring people get bored. Most importantly though I am a pimp. Not the MTV pimp. Not the Snoop Doggy Dogg hip-hop glorified pimp. Not even the procurer found working the streets. I'm a new brand of pimp. Yes folks we've redefined this well traveled word one more time. And this time it's got a fedora, a kid, and a camera with a tripod in tow.
Thank you for your support.
|Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...|
|we are all led to believe the baby starts in the woman in her womb. This is wrong. The baby starts in the man in his balls -- er -- scrotum. And so the journey is on from the moment of entering the mommy with all other his/her millions of friends. Only one or likely none will be able to make it to the end. The egg awaits, and a once in a lifetime opportunity to become a baby. But many obstacles make the journey a wild one.|
|Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...|
|The author and artist is pimp otherwise known as Ryan Patrick Ward and his daughter Chloe Juliette Ward with special guest Gia Lorraine Ward (we miss you Gia).|
|This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)|
|No shit. It's a book I'm writing for tweens. FIguring out how to write-in the whole bit of the orgasm while at the same time retaining my 10-14 yo age target is tricky. Thank god I'm a pimp so it's gonna be smooth as ice.|
Start your own book today from US $3.99.