About the Author

Ryan Ward
Blurbarian Since August 2010
Name Ryan Ward
My Web Site http://www.flickr.com/pimpexposure
Location Alameda, CA
Gender Male
My Occupation pimp
My Bio I like to think of myself as being at the tail end of the poles with most of the things I have found myself getting wrapped around in my life. I enjoy being loved and hated with no middle opinion. It's that grey area I try really hard to avoid. I haven't been bored since 1999 because you know what they say: only boring people get bored. Most importantly though I am a pimp. Not the MTV pimp. Not the Snoop Doggy Dogg hip-hop glorified pimp. Not even the procurer found working the streets. I'm a new brand of pimp. Yes folks we've redefined this well traveled word one more time. And this time it's got a fedora, a kid, and a camera with a tripod in tow.

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Books by this author

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
we are all led to believe the baby starts in the woman in her womb. This is wrong. The baby starts in the man in his balls -- er -- scrotum. And so the journey is on from the moment of entering the mommy with all other his/her millions of friends. Only one or likely none will be able to make it to the end. The egg awaits, and a once in a lifetime opportunity to become a baby. But many obstacles make the journey a wild one.
Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...
The author and artist is pimp otherwise known as Ryan Patrick Ward and his daughter Chloe Juliette Ward with special guest Gia Lorraine Ward (we miss you Gia).
This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)
No shit. It's a book I'm writing for tweens. FIguring out how to write-in the whole bit of the orgasm while at the same time retaining my 10-14 yo age target is tricky. Thank god I'm a pimp so it's gonna be smooth as ice.