About the Author
| Blurbarian Since | November 2008 |
| Name | Patrick Reilly |
| Gender | Male |
| My Bio |
I'm heavily addicted to pistachios, and I control all things yellow. When I feel like it, I can levitate. Look out! I'll poplockanddropit when you don't want me to. I fought in the Crimean War and I'm not a pathological liar. I am the first person to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature whilst in utero. I declined the award when I was born in 1982 (beat that you googly eyed French bastard!). With only the aid of a shoehorn, I can defend our nation's borders. I can throw a banana and have it come back to me like a boomerang. Yesterday, I bungee jumped with a parachute and made the process look damn sexy. When prompted, I will check myself before I wreck myself (but only if prompted). I fell down the stairs and broke the stairs. That'll teach 'em. Are you still reading this? |
Books by this author
Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing
| Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about... |
| 200 pages long. |
| Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists... |
| And they are...? |
| This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.) |
| Yes, its true. Be safe about it. Wear a condom. |
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