About the Author

Patrick Reilly
Blurbarian Since November 2008
Name Patrick Reilly
Gender Male
My Bio I'm heavily addicted to pistachios, and I control all things yellow. When I feel like it, I can levitate. Look out! I'll poplockanddropit when you don't want me to.

I fought in the Crimean War and I'm not a pathological liar. I am the first person to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature whilst in utero. I declined the award when I was born in 1982 (beat that you googly eyed French bastard!).

With only the aid of a shoehorn, I can defend our nation's borders. I can throw a banana and have it come back to me like a boomerang. Yesterday, I bungee jumped with a parachute and made the process look damn sexy.

When prompted, I will check myself before I wreck myself (but only if prompted).

I fell down the stairs and broke the stairs. That'll teach 'em.

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Books by this author

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
200 pages long.
Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...
And they are...?
This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.)
Yes, its true. Be safe about it. Wear a condom.