| Blurbarian Since | June 2011 |
| Name | Kris Michalowicz |
| Location | I try to move about |
| Gender | Male |
| My Occupation | I'll go wherever they are hiring. |
| My Bio | I'd give you my life story, but I was too drunk to notice most of it. |
| Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about... |
| I doubt I'll write another book. Or maybe I'm lying. I'm not entirely devoid of complaints yet. |
| Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists... |
| Louis Ferdinand Celine, Jens Bjorneboe, Jim Goad, Sadeq Hedayat, Marek Hlasko |
| This book is addictive. Read it. (At your own risk.) |
| The Holy Bible, backwards and in Northumbrian vernacular. |
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