Was born in Florida. Moved a lot (in Florida). Went into the Air Force. Moved lots (worldwide). Left the Air Force. Moved lots (in the U.S.). Went to school at UC Santa Cruz (Go Slugs!). Graduated. Moved lots (back to Florida). Hiked the Pacific Crest Trail (2,663 miles). Moved some more (in Florida). Found love (that's you, Racecar!). Wrote Bushwa (yeah!). Started Grad School (Go Noles!).
For now, that's about it.