I like to draw. I like to read. I like drinking beer. I don't get paid to do any of these things. I'm in charge of the TV remote control when my wife's not home. Her dog, which I refuse to call "ours", is the single most evil animal on this planet. She is filled with dislike and discouragement. According to her breed's life span, she has approximately 7 or 8 years to go before I can enjoy life again.