About

My motto is: when life hands you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

I'm currently pursuing an MFA in the University of Baltimore's Creative Writing and Publishing Arts program. I work at a homeless shelter, I drink too much (but don't smoke or do drugs!), I love sports, opera, and video games.

I'm a dork at heart (in my book, nerds are socially maladjusted, defensive about the things they like, and have generally bad hygiene; dorks wear their love of such things as science fiction and fantasy like a badge of honor and have no qualms making fun of themselves). And by this token, I love dorky women.

I'm constantly attempting to heed the Dude's advice and abide, but that's easier said than done in this world.