About the Author

Blurbarian Since April 2008
Gender Male
My Occupation human
My Bio Nikholas Newell is a fleshy meatbag that runs on a complex system of neural impulses. In his free time he enjoys doing all the little things, like hitting the snooze and sleeping an extra ten minutes, or dirtying every pan in the kitchen just to make a single meal. One day he will wither into nothing and no part of him will remain, including these words.

Books by this author

Things I Don't Mind The World Knowing

Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...
nothing. I'm pretty sure I'm finished already.
Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...
look in the mirror.