|Blurbarian Since||April 2008|
|My Bio||Nikholas Newell is a fleshy meatbag that runs on a complex system of neural impulses. In his free time he enjoys doing all the little things, like hitting the snooze and sleeping an extra ten minutes, or dirtying every pan in the kitchen just to make a single meal. One day he will wither into nothing and no part of him will remain, including these words.|
|Spoiler alert: I'm thinking my next book will be about...|
|nothing. I'm pretty sure I'm finished already.|
|Everyone needs to know about these authors and artists...|
|look in the mirror.|
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