bertdeHaan

Bert (#Iggs) de Haan


Upper Beaconsfield Vic 3808
About

#Iggs was born on a chicken farm in New Zealand.
His mother called him “eggs”, but the Kiwi translation made it “Iggs”. (Kiwis call chips, “chups”).
Now, this #Iggs character is different to all the other chicken iggs on the farm. It was soon discovered that he was clever, but also rather naïve and dumb at the same time. (“Quantum bi-polar personality”, said Mrs Freud). Later he outgrew the kindergarten, and studied existentialism & burping.
Consequently he became a philosopher (“mental” said Ron) with the ability to see deep into the problems of the universe (which came first...the chicken or the igg?) And the understanding of quantum physics and all this Interweb stuff was to his liking. (although his mother wished that he would become a neurosurgeon. or parking inspector).
#Iggs remembers that Steve Jobbs once held an apple in his hand and it turned it into a world renowned computer, (What if???)…... “Is the world flat after all”?..... as so many people fall off the edge.....

Books by Bert (#Iggs) de Haan