[the alternate version to the original.
more scenes...more characters...more plot...
more muck for the gutter!]
[so i grabbed my piece before weezyin.
i toyed with the idea for a few srooshy minutos
and then figggied why the hell not. i filled
my pockeys with a few gifts i easily jacked from the
national bank of cloddys purse before hittin the streets.
damn that grimey stupey left the preck open
right there right on the counter
by her bed so any unauthorized
strictly her fault thank you very much...]